31 Days of Halloween! Day 8: Cheap Thrills
Standard spoiler warning, blah blah blah… oh yeah and probably a language warning too…
Okay, folks! Hands down, without a doubt, 100%, no b.s.–this was the BEST scary movie I’ve seen this Halloween.
A wealthy couple who are apparently bored out of their minds (quite literally, they’re fucking nutcases) have bought everything they’ve ever wanted and now? They have to “get creative.” It’s the rich wife’s birthday. He wants to give her a great present.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the tracks, a man (Craig Daniels) is drinking. He’s upset because he has lost his job after just having received an eviction notice. He has a wife and 15-month-old baby boy to support. What in the world is he going to do?
Well, Craig (Pat Healy) happens to run into his old high school buddy Vince (Ethan Embry) at this bar. Next thing you know, Vince is chatting up this rich couple (Violet played by Sara Paxton and Colin played by David Koechner). This couple has apparently decided that an exciting birthday celebration should involve daring these guys to do crazier and crazier things while offering them cash rewards.
It starts simple: “Fifty bucks to the first person to drink a shot” and ramps up from there. From relieving themselves in Colin’s neighbor’s house to eating an animal to cutting off a finger, these guys are constantly competing against each other for the chance to get more money.
First, the cast. They are absolutely superb together. They’re all somewhat familiar without being mega-stars. They seem more like real people than movie stars. Their vibe on screen works fantastically. They all actually seem to get along incredibly well–and I’ll bet they have that dynamic in real life as well.
I read a review that made a bold assertion: This was the best performance David Koechner has ever given. I am going to emphatically agree. He is hilarious, we all know this. From Talladega Nights to Anchorman and everything in between, he has done great work. He continues to crack us up in this movie as well, but it goes deeper. He gives a fullness to his character in this movie. He plays his part in such a way that leads me to believe he had more creative flexibility over his character in this movie than he has had in some others. He took the character, he ran with the character and believe me when I say it paid off. This was truly his first masterpiece and I’m betting we see much more substance from him moving forward.
The director and writers are not yet on the map, but this movie will surely land them on it with a big, gold star. The awards this movie has won and the nominations that continue to pour in are no surprise. This movie deserves every last award.
In case you couldn’t tell, I very highly recommend this movie. It is available for free with your Amazon Prime membership (through Amazon Prime video) or is available for rent through them as well. It would be worth every penny to rent it.
There are, warning, some grotesque scenes in this movie. But nothing that, say, Quentin Tarantino hasn’t done. In fact, Tarantino has done worse (ahem, Hostel). And on that note, I’ll never again watch another unrated movie in my life very specifically because Tarantino’s Hostel has continued to traumatize me to this day. But I digress…
Bottom line: See it. It’s hilarious. It’s emotion-provoking. It’s scary. It’s crazy. It’s HORRIFYING. It’s not what you would think of as a typical Halloween movie. No zombies, werewolves, or other supernaturals. Just plain old bat-shit-crazy human beings.
Up next, (and completely polar opposite this movie!!!): George A. Romero’s Night of the Living Dead. Again, available on Amazon Prime video (my God, they should be paying me for all the plugs).